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NYU Professor Claims He Was Fired for Giving James Franco a D

“Santana claims that his fellow professors at NYU are giving Franco good grades so that it’s a celebrity-friendly environment and so the school gets the good PR of having a famous attendee (who doesn’t seem to be doing much attending to anything other than his pretensions).”

I’d never have given James Dean a D, unless it was for Dreamy.

BTW, I thought my mother, an ardent General Hospital viewer and cultural novice, was just calling James Franco “Franco” when she talked about him being on the show because she was confused about his real name. It wasn’t until Seth explained to me that James’ name on the soap was actually fucking Franco that I realized the scale of the the joke that was being played on America’s moms. So, I tuned in to an episode, obvy.

I swear to God, he was actually sneering or outright giggling half the time he was on the screen. It was so fucking fresh/bananacakes insane. I was like, is this really happening? Keep up the good work, Mr. Dean. You’re like our generation’s Bob Dylan: we know you’re fucking with us, but we kind of like it.